Good News, they have The Simpsons over here. And like any good fan I would watch even if, let’s say it were in French and I didn’t understand a single word. But, it was the one that ends with Sponge Bob Square Pants, God and the Kentucky Colonel.
Anyway, we had our first workshop kick off today and it went well. Identifying the problems and getting buy in from the participants and re-define location specific processes. When we were in the Rockies doing the HR workshop, some of us went out for a bite after the first evening and came to the conclusion that if we heard the word “process” at all the next day we were going to “Scream Real Loud” as if it were Pee Wee Herman’s word of the day. Instead we decide to do just a subtle “boom-shack-lacka-boom” with a rowdy fist movement. Maybe you had to be there… short of it is that the word process is used approximately every 1.039 seconds and I find it humorous. I mean, we are the Business Process Optimization Team, but I have to find some humor in the whole deal.
And well, today was the dustiest, sandiest day yet. A yellow haze of the approaching sand on the horizon everywhere you turn. It didn’t engulf us or anything, just a breezy, hot, I mean roasty, day.
I called a couple of numbers given to me to try and track down a regularly scheduled meeting, if you know what I mean, unfortunately with no avail (no answer or call back yet and a Bill Wilson who?). And I have emailed New York GSO to get meeting info for Bahrain and Dubai seeing as we plan to be there over the next couple of weekends. No worries. You can’t help but make time for some spirituality when you are in a place where they pray 5 times a day over megaphones broadcasting the message of faith over the landscape. When Muslims pray it is quite a thing to hear as the mosques within earshot will have their megaphones turned up loud as can be and be singing/saying/praying the same exact prayer, yet a couple of seconds out of sync. I would like to try and get a sound byte for the blog, I’ll see what I can do.
I got a 2 dollar haircut from a guy with Elvis hair on the compound to day for 20 Riyal (SR), roughly 7 bucks. He gave it a good go on the first round, but I told him I wanted it shorter. This ticked him off as if he hadn’t done a good job with what mop of head he was given to work with. A 5 Riyal tip later I had the shortest damn haircut I have ever had.
I hope you all are doing well. Thanks for reading my blog-thing-whatchamacallit. Hi Mom, Dad, Aunt Betty and Barbara, Alfonso, Danny, Grandmommy, Sis, Joe, Webber, Lazlo, Belsie, Lorgan, Marci, Juedes, Pam, The F1J1 guys East Coast and West Coast, Selene, Lisa, Brad, Dawn and any else I may have left off the list. I miss you all and think about ya’ll a lot. Just wishing you were here to take it all in with me, cause its really pretty cool (figuratively of course). Just let me know if you want to come visit, I have a couch you know (wink).
Joe